March 2012
February 2012
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Hurr hurr.
Gabrielle: You know, you almost died trying to save me, and I really want to do something to thank you. *Xena and Gabrielle romantically stare into each other’s eyes* *Joxer ruins the moment by being stupid* Xena: Ya just did.
Xena made vampires homosexual before Twilight did.
Just saying.
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Ok dude.
Xena 2x04 - “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”
This episode is probably the most WTF up to date. Gabrielle in a weird lesbian trance, and Xena hurling a psycho vampire bitch around like the hammer-throw.
LOLWUT????
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
I can't ever win.
If I watch Captain America alone I get angry and cry and can’t watch past the middle.
If I watch Captain America with people I growl and rant and bitch at how he doesn’t get the girl. And /then/ I cry.
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I kinda wish I had my letterman’s jacket in the Final Fantasy font, now…
…I’m too young for regrets like this XD
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dry
my hands are dry like my humor like my eyes like my smile like my throat do they have lotion for the soul?
a fun little thing i came up with
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I’ve never played FFXIII or even looked too much into it, but I just looked up a video of Lightning kicking ass on YouTube and…omg. I think I am in love xD
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gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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If I had a husband right now, I’d order him to make me a sandwich.
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AYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEEEEEE...lol
Lucy Lawless is about to get arrested for standing with Greenpeace on top of the oil rig. If it was anybody else, I’d probably be like OH GOD HOW COULD YOU DO THAT but…we’re talking about Lucy Lawless.
She’s been screaming Xena battle cries on top of that damn rig.
If anything, this just ups her street cred. And makes her inexplicably more awesome.
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the-bookish-dark asked: I know how to make gifs. I can ~teach you~
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Wow.
The motivation for getting out of bed today was telling myself, “Bitch, you /are/ Tifa Lockhart!” Then I got all hyped up and ran to wash my dishes.
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I miss KH. Going through all of the character profiles was my favorite part of the game.
Looking back on it, besides my mom randomly renting me a copy of FFX, KH is really what introduced me to Final Fantasy, and ultimately the determination and hope for my future.
:’D
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You recited that psalm so well that I almost forgot that you have a mullet and look a lot like my good friend Reef.
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“When I look at you, I see the purest, the kindest person I’ve ever known....”
– Xena to Gabrielle, XWP 2x02
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Oh my God.
Xena’s little brother Lyceus is sexy as hell.
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Dude, if I knew how to make them I’d totally make like, an akabajillion “Xena is actually Spiderman” gifs.
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“Just so you know: I’ve cut off the flow of blood to your brain....”
– Xena
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