I really want to steal the fucking Madoka poster but YOU, GUARD DUDE, ARE RIGHT THERE AND IF I WERE TO SNAG IT AND RUN I’D PROBABLY TRIP IN THE RAIN
I’m a mixture of “Oh God whyyyy” and “WTF.”
*Madoka phone app advertisement playing in theater speakers*
Me: GOD IS THAT YOU
Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas.
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle…
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.
All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag
To bring the good homies and bitches their swag
|Zach:||Is Kyubey a fox, a cat, or a weasel?|
|Me:||He's a lil bitch.|
My mom sat down in the grass and she took of her beautiful expensive coat. She saw one of her friends and went to say hi. When she came back her coat was gone and she was crying.
My mom was searching for her coat, while it was raining.
My dad (who had a huge crush on her) saw her and ran up to the closest shop and bought her this jacket, he said to her: ” I know this isn’t your beautiful coat, but I couldn’t afford any other and I don’t want you to get cold “.
My mom kissed him, in the rain and that same year they married on New Year’s Eve.
And now, 35 years later my mom gave the jacket to me and said: ” losing something good can only give you something better instead and baby, losing that damn coat was the best thing that ever happened to me ”
I love this
OH. MY. GOD.
so perfect, the story and coat